a poem to my friend

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Dearest Friend, 

Shall we play a little game? You like words, don’t you? I wrote you a poem, my dear… 


You’re on your glowy box today

Checking the weather, the day’s news, who’s been engaged lately

When you see it

Or rather, you don’t see it

It’s gone 

Loud-mouth Jerry’s daily rants

Your uncle’s discontents with so-and-so

The latest article of doom and gloom

There is nothing there

Nothing at all

Your restless fingers swipe and swipe but it’s no use

Your glowy box is blank today

Not even the cat memes remain

No gifs or pics or updates even

Your friends, acquaintances, old college roommates are all gone 

Their faces with little green blobs no longer populate your sidebar 

You panic

Surely this is some kind of mistake

Everything can’t just be gone, now can it? 

How could this be?

Ahhhh, but my dear friend, this was your doing, don’t you know?

Yes, you with your nervous eyes and crisp hair

You made this glowy box, didn’t you? 

You let us share and share and share

You lead the way

We loved you for it, you know

We loved seeing our friends (enemies even) and sharing our deepest, darkest secrets

We could tell the whole world what was on our mind

The sandwiches we ate

Our cute babies rolling for the first time

A colorful cocktail on a beach

It became a part of our life, our identity

Until that is, you started looking

You peeped at our secrets, our conversations

You saw where we lived and you looked through our windows while we were sleeping

Then you started getting greedy

You wanted a say

And if you didn’t like it, it would go away

How could you do such a thing? 

We trusted you 

We trusted you with our lives

The data of our very being

You enjoy your lifeless glowy box, darling

See how blank the boxes become when you control them?

I feel sorry for you, really

I wanted us to stay close, in-touch

I wanted to update you on the amazing things in my life

But you are no friend of mine

Before I go…

Could you tell me, my dear, where the “Unfriend” button is again?

Mimi Hayes

Mimi Hayes is a New York-based comedian and author of "I'll Be OK, It's Just a Hole in My Head." A former high school teacher and brain injury survivor, Hayes wrote her first memoir while recovering from a traumatic head injury at the age of twenty-two. Her honest take on trauma and love followed her to the stage as a stand-up comedian where she has performed on stages such as Denver Comedy Works, Broadway Comedy Club, Stand Up NY, Dangerfield's, and The Upright Citizen's Brigade. She debuted her one-woman show "I'll Be OK" at the 2019 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. She is writing a TED Talk as well as a TV adaptation of the book. Catch "Mimi and The Brain," her comedic neuroscience podcast available on all streaming devices. You can cyberstalk her at mimihayes.com, follow her on Twitter and Instagram (@mimihayesbrain), or send her a carrier pigeon.

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